Well, gosh, that didn't take long, either.
The U.S. government is spying on the pillow talk of military personnel talking to their loved ones overseas.
"Hey, check this out," Faulk says he would be told, "there's good phone sex or there's some pillow talk, pull up this call, it's really funny, go check it out. It would be some colonel making pillow talk and we would say, 'Wow, this was crazy'," Faulk told ABC News.
So, are these guys terrorists, or just a salacious way for spies to get their kicks on the job? And, um, doesn't this make the needle in the haystack of terrorism a bit harder to uncover?