Coming soon: Health care price wars, free treatment!!!

If you're sick and uninsured, just hang on a little longer.

 Any day now, competition -- the free market -- will force down the costs of doctors, clinics, operations, hospitals, you name it.

How do we know? and

First thing you know, doctors will be coming to our home for free, and they'll be offering 2 for 1 MRIs -- buy one, get one free.

Radiation and chemotherapy will come with long-term guarantees, and you'll have a hard time choosing which clinic to use, with all the coupons and specials they're advertising.

When you do decide, maybe you can just catch a ride to the clinic on a flying pig.


August 7, 2007 - 7:59pm