Who do you know wants to buy a used nuke? | WisCommunity

Who do you know wants to buy a used nuke?

FOR SALE: One used nuclear power reactor. Runs like a charm, except when it doesn't. Overlooking scenic Lake Michigan, license just extended for 20 years, friendly pro-nuclear regulatory climate with new Public Service Commission chairman and pro-nuclear governor. Federal government also heavily invested in our success. Comes complete with high-level radioactive waste, accumulating on-site, guaranteed to last 500,000 years. Contact "Dominion Resources.

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April 29, 2011 - 11:17am

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