FOR SALE: One used nuclear power reactor. Runs like a charm, except when it doesn't. Overlooking scenic Lake Michigan, license just extended for 20 years, friendly pro-nuclear regulatory climate with new Public Service Commission chairman and pro-nuclear governor. Federal government also heavily invested in our success. Comes complete with high-level radioactive waste, accumulating on-site, guaranteed to last 500,000 years. Contact "Dominion Resources.