Apparently Scott Walker has gotten word that the old Obama Grinch is about ready to be replaced by a new, happy, Jolly Old St. Nick - and he's written a letter asking for presents. Lots of presents. Presents for Wisconsin.
Lots of drug tests for people who need a hand because -- well, okay, I have to admit I just don't understand that one at all, but maybe the new Santa in town does.
Higher costs for people on Medicaid who "Purposely increase their health risks" - but only if they're really poor. New Santa probably will like this - rich kids are the only ones to get the good presents. It's the modern equivalent of getting a lump of coal because you live in the wrong neighborhood.
Faster permits --- fast fast fast. Because it's much more important to get things done fast than well.
More control over keeping refugees out of the state - because nothing says the spirit of Christmas like throwing people out of the inn, then into the manger, then out on the street.
Dirty air - errr, no - I meant to say "protecting air quality without cumbersome regulations" - this sounds a little like replacing science with magic --- THE MAGIC OF CHRISTMAS!!
Read the entire letter attached and imagine what levels of fresh hell are going to be cooked up in the new world of de-regulation and having the entire country open for the (monkey)business we've had here in Wisconsin. Better watch out, little Scotty - you'll shoot your eye out.