[img_assist|nid=129637|title=Pythonesque|desc=|link=none|align=right|width=165|height=117]My imagination is kicking in today. It wouldn't surprise me if a conversation along the following lines happened at least once in the offices of Milwaukee County Executive Scott Walker (and remember, it's only imaginary):

SCOTT WALKER: Hi, Darlene, how's it going?

DARLENE WINK: Great! We're organizing a Surprise Scott birthday party for you! It's going to be a surprise!

WALKER: It sure will! Hey, keep up the good work.

WINK: Will do.

WALKER: But Darlene....

WINK: Yes?

WALKER: Remember: No campaigning on county time. That would be against our policy.

WINK: Yeah, cuz I wouldn't want to go to jail!

WALKER (gesturing): Nudge, nudge, wink, wink!

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