Another day, another new position for Rep. Paul Ryan, who looks more every day like the professional politician he is.

Even Rep. John Boehner (R-Orange) thinks it would be a bad idea for the US to default on its debt payments, but Ryan says it's no big deal.

Could it be that Ryan and the GOP really want the economy to tank before the 2012 elections so they can blame Obama and the Dems? It certainly worked last year.

In other news, Ryan has vowed to continue the work of the late Dr. Jack Kevorkian. Andy Borowitz has details.