First Sen. Randy Hopper's wife told protesters he wasn't home: He was in Madison shacking up with his mistress that was half his age.
Then it was found that he got his mistress a plumb state job AND a hefty raise shortly after she started.
Now Randy has put the perfect cherry on this FUBAR sundae: He put out a newsletter to ALL of his constituents that mistakenly gave the number of an ADULT XXX CHAT LINE.
This is what Randy's constituents heard when they called the number in the letter: