Bo Black’s daughter has big breasts.
How do we know? The Journal Sentinel’s Jim Stingl wrote a whole column about her, just so the paper could run her photo with them hanging out. Bo, who people used to call Milwaukee’s only celebrity, is still trying to maintain the title long-distance from Arizona. Stingl, interviewed on WTMJ-TV news (!) about it, said the story was pitched to him (and a lot of others) via email by Bo herself. Get a life, everybody.
So much for the secret ballot.
A South Carolina Roman Catholic priest has told his parishioners that they should refrain from receiving Holy Communion if they voted for Barack Obama because the Democratic president-elect supports abortion, and supporting him "constitutes material cooperation with intrinsic evil."
"Hey, do you think Fred skipped Communion because he's committing adultery with his secretary, or because he voted for Obama?"
Keep looking, find that voter fraud
Only a handful of votes cast in Milwaukee County on Nov. 4 are under investigation, Assistant District Attorney Bruce Landgraf said Wednesday.
However, he expects more referrals to his office once municipalities complete voter data entry in the statewide voter registration system.
"We have not closed the book," Landgraf said.
The irregularities uncovered are "incidents that are not connected, that are isolated," Landgraf said.
Good thing we had an army of prosecutors and criminal investigators all over, huh? Do you think that’s why there was almost no fraud, or that there never really was any “fraud” to speak of?
“But not me personally were those cheers for,” Matt Lauer she tells. And furthermore: “I would have loved more opportunities to speak to the American people about what I’d like to see of — happen there with our country.” Ya, hey!